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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4479 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6790 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
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if u join, u might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs or the elusive enderman that can do the macarena. our villagers throw the wildest parties and our nether is hotter than a jalapeno eating contest.
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies.
