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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 3752 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.