Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Rune Stones Activated: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 18
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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