Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant the eater infinite mining abilities. Battle against hordes of zombie chickens armed with enchanted pickaxes and explosive eggs. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their houses with giant pink flamingos!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win a pair of enchanted diamond boots that let you jump 100 blocks in a single bound!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run an assassin business in Hell, dodging demons and causing chaos along the way. Will you survive the startup life in the fiery depths of the underworld?
Join us for insane adventures, outrageous shenanigans, and a whole lot of demon drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension or uncover the secrets of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your claws, and get ready for a hell of a good time on our Minecraft SMP – because in this world, revenge is best served blocky.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Witness the chaos as players fight over virtual custody of pixelated children, argue over maintenance money for their blocky exes, and even call the virtual police for welfare checks. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this madness in the world of Minecraft?
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got alienation of grandparents, new boyfriends moving in, and even no contact orders thrown into the mix. It’s a soap opera like no other, all happening right in front of your virtual eyes.
So come join us on this server where drama is always on the menu. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and buckle up for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9895 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 151 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 906 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 232 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Discord | 0_fold |
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| Version | Crazy Craft 1.16.5 |
| Player Count | Several players, server started today |
| Performance | Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag |
You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.
Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.
Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.
You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!
Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.
But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!
Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!
So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3099 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
