lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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