lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
Astral Projections Made: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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