lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 7 Dimension Hops: 13
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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