lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Mines Excavated: 2908
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Alien Abductions: 5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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