lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
Dragon Eggs Found: 9780 Endless Night Skies: 4
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Villages Defended: 18 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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