lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Meteorites Collected: 2
Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
Epic Quests Completed: 25 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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