lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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