lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 6143 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 11
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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