TankWarsUK | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	109	Meteorites Collected:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	919097	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1212	Secret Passages Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mines Excavated:	1710
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Void Armor Forged:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	122
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6645
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	7993
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ores Mined:	7099	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Potions Brewed:	21	Void Gems Collected:	16
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Farms Harvested:	413	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	98/900	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
New Chunks Explored:	201830	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1