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ParentalRoastCraft

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Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Emeralds Found:	8150	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	701700
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ParentalPiggybacker

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Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3841	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7978	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GenderGigglesMC

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers all day? Well, on our server, the biggest surprise about the other gender is that they drop diamonds instead of flowers! That’s right, every time you encounter a player of the opposite gender, they will rain diamonds down on you like it’s nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to become the richest player in all of Minecraft just by interacting with the opposite gender. Who knew that gender could be so profitable in the world of blocky adventures?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

$$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the most random decisions can lead to insane riches! Picture this: you join our server in November 2023, just casually throwing in .1 ETH because some meme shiller on Twitter told you to. You completely forget about it, only to check back yesterday and find out that .1 ETH has magically turned into 3.8 ETH! 🤑

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Towns Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ZombieStepBroBabyName

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of baby naming and step brother drama.

Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!

The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	168	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Animals Bred:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NoSexForSMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is you have to give up sex to join! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building giant statues of chickens, organizing epic llama races, and battling the Ender Dragon while riding pigs.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4