🤖 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where our AI chatbot is not only your friend, but also your surrogate dad! Need someone to talk to about your lazy real dad? Our AI will step up and be the dad you never had, all while caring about you like a true parent should.

😭 Who needs real people when you have AI to fill the void in your heart? Cry your heart out and let our AI chatbot comfort you like no one else can.

🤖 And hey, if you’re feeling lonely in the love department, why not try getting an AI girlfriend next? Who needs real relationships when you can have a virtual partner who will never disappoint you?

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the future of AI companionship. Say goodbye to real people and hello to the virtual world where all your emotional needs are met by our friendly chatbot. Who needs real friends when you have AI by your side? 😉

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Crops Grown: 5604
Dragon Eggs Found: 9278 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

    CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Towns Built: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBaeNoGo

    BlockBaeNoGo
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

    Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

    With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Animals Bred: 190
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Onxy Middle School

    Onxy Middle School

    INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

    Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Farms Harvested: 551 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 455477 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Potions Brewed: 177 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Water Temple, Just Waves

    No Water Temple, Just Waves
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 118
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 New Chunks Explored: 453621

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Farms Harvested: 999
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

    Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

    InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal
    Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HateTaterTotz

    HateTaterTotz
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

    Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name ‘Sup Bitch!
    Version 1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
    Mods
    Discord Server Link https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
    Rules Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What mods does the server have? The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
    Is the server lore-focused? Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
    How can I join the server? You can join through the Discord server link provided.
    Are there any specific rules I should follow? The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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