Talk to me now I’m older Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Need a break from the real world? Join us for some virtual fun and shenanigans.

Picture this: Friday nights filled with forties and parties, all in the comfort of your own blocky world. Your friends are away, your parents are out of town – it’s the perfect time to escape reality and dive into the madness of our server.

12:51 is the time to log on and let loose. Let your voice be heard as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual landscape. Kiss your worries goodbye and embrace the chaos of our community.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in the digital realm? Let’s get building, mining, and causing mayhem together!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8919	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	340	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7248
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ores Mined:	5277
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	957	Magic Items Found:	8497

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

OreoMC is a Java & Bedrock Survival SMP, Designed from the ground up with custom content in mind. If you are tired of the same old Minecraft server we invite you to check out our server to experience something that you cannot find anywhere else! IP: mcservers.oreo.gg  Bedrock Port: 19132  Version: 1.18 – 1.19.3  Discord: https://discord.gg/bQPaBXymXM

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.