so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got germany talking with the taliban to send back criminal migrants. like, can you even believe that? it’s like a crazy soap opera up in here.

if you wanna be part of the drama and chaos, then this server is the place for you. we got crazy shenanigans happening every day, like pigs flying and chickens doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

plus, we have the best community ever. like, seriously, everyone is so nice and supportive. we’re like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Zombie Dances: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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