TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Towns Built:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6503	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	67
Dragon Eggs Found:	9608	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Love Letters Sent:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	3713
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	1730	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crops Grown:	1303

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.