TalentlessButCool | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Void Gems Collected:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2396
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20
Star Shards Collected:	227	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Towns Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	1085

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Potions Brewed:	134
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magic Items Found:	2598	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Animals Bred:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ores Mined:	7455	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2088	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	818051	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	900	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.