TalentlessButCool | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Soho-Craft

85.236.101.238:26465 Griefing/raiding is allowed Tnt is on Fire spread is on Lava is on Water is on Join now for a unqie hardcore gaming experience like no other!

Factions Anticheat logblock Permissions Group manager and much more

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LeafkingsServer

Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, crafted on Fabric and running the latest 1.20.4 version, focusing on an enhanced survival mode experience. Our community is intimate, welcoming players to join our adventures. Ready to join? Simply download the client and embark on your Minecraft journey with us. We’re excited to see the mark you’ll leave in our world!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SapphireLabs

Survival, Vanilla

A regular vanilla survival server on dedicated hardware with 24/7/365 uptime. Mobile, console, PC, whatever.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Seventh Sanctum PvP

Seventh Sanctum PvP, Raiding, and Greifing originally Sponge Craft) -PvP – GRIEFING -RAIDING -FACTIONS -STORE come join now while all the slots are open! NEW shop NEW spawn Dedicated! Drop Party’s every Friday! 2 PvP Arenas! Free cookie Monday! (Forum up soon for donation and news) Owner: crowsplat18 Co-Owner: jakegphelps Head-Admin: KatdudeT02

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Kingdoms United Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Here at TheKingdomsUnited you will find a great all round experience. We cater for all ages and provide a stable community, in which we have many aspects to what you can do. We are capable of holding up to 500 players at any one time with little to no lag. We try to ensure that all of our players are happy, and content. Any issues or just need a helping hand no problem our active staff team are always on hand to help and assist you in whatever way they can

Here is a list of all of our Network Features.

– Server is 1.8 (Latest Minecraft Version) – Fun minigames! – Factions Server! – Prison Server! – Creative Server! – Survival Server!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ChronosPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

This server entails huge raids and pvp battles at times reaching 50v50 nation pvp battles with a large nethpot community. THis is simply the best raiding pvp server available.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SkyrimCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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The Skyrim Minecraft Server.

Features spells, shouts, and a entirely custom Skyrim map.

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Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Elysium Network

Anarchy, OneBlock, Vanilla

Elysium Network is a server for the Russian-speaking audience and the Minecraft game, and it is also a server on which you can choose 3 modes, but the one you want to play is anarchy, Vanilla+ and OneBlock.

Here you can: 1.Find friends 2.Make your own city 3. Create your own tree 4. Declaring war on other villages 5. Assemble a team

Come visit us and Survive!

You can see information about the server on our discord channel:

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Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pearlmc

PvE, Survival

Pearlmc is a graylist, anticheat, survival server that offers balance between fun and challenging play. It has four worlds: Lokai, Dasmir, Essalo, and Ateph. Lokai offers a “normal” overworld experience with a spawn town and land protections. Dasmir offers a self-paced nether experience, also with land protection available. Essalo provides an endworld experience with increased difficulty and enforced PvP. Ateph is a custom-generated novelty world that offers a sub-hardcore atmosphere.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Draco MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

This is 24/7 online server where you guys can cross-play between Minecraft Java and pocket edition . This is Deadliest server and here many players play

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Buildings Constructed:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

St0rm.net MC Server

Server is up 24/7. All staff and users are friendly. We have staff places available for active users. Come and join, experience pleasure gaming! We welcome beginners and will guide them along their minecraft experience!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TheSwamp

Anarchy

A 13+ anarchy server where anything/everything goes! Want to create an empire? Go right ahead! You want to blow stuff up?! Be my guest! Cross play! Xbox/PC (bedrock/java)

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CharlieCraft

Welcome to the CharlieCraft. [24/7] [LAG FREE] [GRIEF PROTECTED] Place where u can make friends, and play the way u want! World is big and without building restrictions! Want to sell your goods? Its easy at as sounds with Trade Signs! Bored of slaying mobs with your regular sword? Get yourself a blaze rod and use Magic Spells! Keeping your stuff safe with Lockette. Just place a sign on the chest and its all locked up! Make a large town and protect it using Towny! CCraft staff is very friendly and here to help you!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5434
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Menzatyx

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server: Menzatyx mc

In our world, adventure and creativity intertwine in an exciting journey. Are you ready to explore, build and survive?

Join us at Survival Custom and forge your legend. Adventure awaits you!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MCLand [MCSMP]

Come join sl.mcsmp.com! Survival! A warm place, where people can band together, to forge a home for themselves, in a pleasant and rich world, full of player-created wonders and mystery.

No Whitelist / MCMMO / Clans / Roleplay Ranks / Magic / Towny / Welcoming community! / Helpful staff & players / Stargates / PvP / Magic / SCS Shops / Economy

Words to decribe our server (said by players): “Epic, crazy, fun, cool, welcoming, enjoyable, helpful, amazing, diverse, towns, funny, friendly, fantastic”

Hope to see you online!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!