TalentlessButCool | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	242

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9514
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	825594	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Farms Harvested:	852	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ElementalPrisons

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!