TalentlessButCool | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Mines Excavated:	4674	Crops Grown:	4017

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

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Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Farms Harvested:	761
Divine Spears Created:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Limegaming

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.