TalentlessButCool | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Weach MC

Creative, PvE, PvP, Survival

WeachMC ,vote-free rank ,kitpvp ,skywars ,mobarena ,blockhunt spleeg mmcmo survival pvp-kletka ontime-rewards

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GodsPvp.net

Factions

GodsPvp.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PimpCraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to PimpCraft!!! This is a Faction server, where pvp and raiding is allowed!! The community is very friendly!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TheArMaGeDooM

Skyblock, Skywars

TheArMaGeDooM

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CRAFT.LV

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock

IP= MC.CRAFT.LV = MINIGAMES = SKYPVP = SKYWORLD = SKYBLOCK = SKYWARS = EVENTS = MEGADROPS

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Mine-Prison

Prison

Mine-Prison

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	244

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PARAPVP

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Raiding

ParaPvP.com is a Hardcore PvP server that provides the highest quality PvP Experience.

There are many ways to survive in ParaPvP, some resort to PvPing solo at our custom PvP spawn, and others will prefer to track and raid their enemies vaults and other goods.

ParaPots, a semi HCF server that makes Minecraft more enjoyable and encourages teamwork. There are events such as ‘King of the Hill’ which can keep you entertained for hours on end. We use a balanced kit based system and balance pvp modifications such as enchantments and potions for a more immersive gameplay experience!

Despite your PvP-style I can guarantee you will have a awesome experience at ParaPvP.com

Hope to see you soon

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TraxxCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival

Come join our amazing server. Everyone gets a pet, and a fun game. Feel free to give us feedback.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The BlockShed Minecraft

Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

The BlockShed. New Info here soon.

New Info here soon.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Daemon Network

Prison, Skyblock

Daemon Network Is A Awesome New Server that Has Op Drug Survival, Op Prison And Soon Skyblock. Right Now We Are Looking for staff so come join. At 15 Players We Do A Mp And A Dp And A Mp Every week. At 30 Players We Give Away A Donor Rank. So Come Over Now And Play DaemonNetwork

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CorePrison

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvP

OPPRISON // CUSTOM ENCHANTMENTS // LUCKYMINECRATES // CUSTOM CODED FEATURES: Custom Enchantments: – Explosive (Create explosions in your mining path!) – Leveler (Level your pickaxes enchants up by mining) – X (Mines an X in your path) – Creditor (Randomly get CoreCredits for mining!) – CreeperFace (Mines a creeperface) – Haste (Gives the player haste) – Speed (Gives the player speed) – Thor (Randomly strike lighting creating a explosion! VOTE PARTIES – Credit System for Enchantments -Lucky Minecrates – Randomly find minecrates getting credits and sell boosts for loot! – XPfly – Use XP as a fuel to fly infinitely – Crates – Ranking UP, Voting and other crates! -Aside from our amazing development team, we have a great staff team to help control and moderate the server to make sure the user experience is the very best it can be! play.coreprison.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Gruvdrift

Survival

Good server for beginners. Everyone is kind and it is very hard to die.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GlaicialPvP

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP

We have recently RE-Released the server under a different name due to the old server got taken over by the old co-owner, This server is now called PrisonMC and its the original OP Prison server to the old network The SoneZ Network!

We have put alot of work into the server and wish for you guys to come check it out!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PickleCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This text is currently being updated to something more inviting to players 🙂

In the mean time, here’s a brief about the server:

PickleCraft is a relatively old name these days and has been operating on and off since the alpha days on Minecraft. We’re currently in the process of an overhaul of the server (including migrating to a new dedicated server) and plan on expanding into other areas such as modded Minecraft and MC:PE servers, Different gamemodes and so on. We have a ranking system themed around our name (Cucumber, Pickle, Relished, Dedicated, Donator Ranks, Moderator & Admin).

Currently we offer the following plugins for use on our server are mcMMO, iConomy, mcJobs, Essentials, Survival Games (Not yet set up, but is in the works), Lottery, AutoRank (Only for Cucumber -> Pickle, requires 7 hours of game play), Towny, MobArena, LWC Protections, ChestShop, Auctions, CraftBook, And more to come!

We have a functional website where you can find links for voting, our rules, forum links and an extended about us section which outlines our history. We’re currently a small community due to some DDoS issues we had prior to our re-opening late last year.

So, if you want to join us, connect via the address picklecraft.net and stay for a while! 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8782	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Endersouls

Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

pvp.Endersouls.com was founded 3 years ago. Owner afrikaans has resurrected the server and developed Endersouls into an extremely fun hub where Minecraft players can enjoy a variety of community driven gamemodes. We strive on creating a friendly community where players meet new players and become friends! Hop on and meet other Minecrafters like yourself! Join The Madness Prison + Skyblock + Parkour + Factions The Endersouls team looks forward to welcoming you!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.