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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8275 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 323 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
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