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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 410 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 658318 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we are ruled by the primary eating man of New Spain! Join us for the most epic feasts in all of Minecraft history, where we dine on virtual delicacies like diamond-studded cake and creeper casserole.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Liberation Army, where players can ride into battle on their trusty llama steeds and fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but shovels and pumpkin pie.
If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have the world’s largest collection of virtual sombreros, each one granting its wearer the power of infinite tacos and the ability to summon a mariachi band at will.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server anywhere else!
