SwordlessSoldiers_vs_CoastGuard | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty LOLz: ‘I can’t even believe it!’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic gameplay and lackluster community? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players can test their skills against devious traps and puzzles designed to make you question your sanity. And if you make it to the top, you’ll be rewarded with a pet llama that tells dad jokes. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “I can’t believe it!”

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Booger Bash – Minecraft Madness!

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Welcome to the most disgustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’re not your average horror server, oh no. We’re all about the gross, the shocking, and the downright weird. If you’re a fan of Ebaum’s World and enjoy pushing the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then this is the place for you.

Join us as we embark on a journey through the most bizarre and twisted creations in the Minecraft universe. From giant snot monsters to explosive diarrhea volcanoes, there’s no limit to the grossness you’ll encounter on this server.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most twisted players will survive the horrors that await them. So if you think you have what it takes to handle the most outrageous and disgusting Minecraft experience of your life, then come on in and join us at our Gross Out server. Just make sure to bring a barf bag with you, you’re gonna need it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Hardskill Minecraft server

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The server is an Anarchic project with the best PVP and PVE system. On this server you can find mystical boss chests and also cool events.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Crops Grown:	7571
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

A Semi-hardcore Roleplay on SMP with Vanilla Twist! Join the Whitelist 1.20.4 Adventure!

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Server Name	A Hardcore Server
Game	Minecraft
Plugin	Paper for optimization, moderation plugins, customized tab

FAQ

Q: What is a Hardcore Server?

A: A hardcore world Minecraft server with no core gameplay changes, optimized for both the server and players.

Q: How can I join?

A: Apply using the Google Forms and you will be added via friend request and sent an invite link to the Discord Server.

Q: What should I expect on this server?

A: An emotional roller-coaster adventure with like-minded individuals.

Q: Are there any special rules or restrictions?

A: Only moderation plugins are installed, play fair and have fun!

Q: Will there be regular events or challenges?

A: Events and challenges may be organized in the future, stay tuned on the Discord Server for updates.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join?

A: Feel free to invite your friends, the more the merrier!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Ukrainians: Digging for Diamonds

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while singing the national anthem? We support that kind of behavior here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves.

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come join the chaos and embrace the madness on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

OinkCraft: Where pigs fly and blocky adventures await!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a potato? Well, look no further because Miyazaki’s Minecraft server is here to save the day! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by Miyazaki himself! Yes, the legendary creator of Dark Souls and Studio Ghibli films has decided to bless us with his presence in the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to find the hidden shrine on our server, Miyazaki will personally appear in-game to grant you three wishes. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. How about a pet dragon that can fly you to the ends of the earth? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you’ll never know what wonders await you around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join Miyazaki’s best and most based MC server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JohnCraig Survival

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We are new SMP server striving to have a nice community. We support Bedrock/Java, Online 24/7, Shops, Jobs, Quests, Ranking Sytem, and so much more! So Come and Join now! Don’t miss the fun!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mythos Pixelmon VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	Mythos Pixelmon
Large player base	Unique Pixelmon experience
Various minigames available	Open world exploration with Pokemon
Active community and staff	Special features like gym battles and tournaments
Regular updates and events	Focus on Pokemon related gameplay

FAQ

What is the player base like on Hypixel vs Mythos Pixelmon?

Hypixel has a large player base with thousands of players online at any given time, while Mythos Pixelmon offers a more niche experience with a smaller but dedicated player base.

Can I play minigames on Mythos Pixelmon like I can on Hypixel?

No, Mythos Pixelmon focuses primarily on the Pixelmon mod and Pokemon-related gameplay, rather than offering a wide variety of minigames like Hypixel does.

Are there staff and community events on both servers?

Both servers have active staff and community events, but Hypixel is known for its regular updates and events across a variety of minigames, while Mythos Pixelmon offers unique features like gym battles and tournaments within the Pixelmon world.

Do both servers require any additional mods or software to play?

Both servers require Minecraft Java Edition to play, but Hypixel does not require any additional mods or software. Mythos Pixelmon requires the Pixelmon mod and Curse Forge Launcher to be installed.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1539

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky LOLz – NEXAS Fun Zone

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of Creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server, where the CEO is so cool, he shills streaming apps like it’s his side hustle. Join in on the fun with Clotho v Melodiam, who’s channels are so lit, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

But wait, there’s more! Lulu Lasso is here to lasso you into the craziest adventures, while Piko Halo will have you saying “Halo, is it me you’re looking for?” And don’t even get us started on Sweet E. Hiroshi, who’s streams are so sweet, they’ll give you a sugar rush.

With characters like Pyon Phelix, Faelie Fallwood, and Nyantsume, you’ll never run out of entertainment. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the mysterious Nox Orphee or the enigmatic Enaria Liliales.

So why wait? Join this server now and get ready for a gaming experience that’s more epic than a diamond sword in a mob battle. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Coomers: Where Minecraft meets adult entertainment!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, dubs decides what genre of porn you watch while you play! That’s right, every time you find a diamond, dubs gets to choose whether you watch alien tentacle porn or granny gang bangs. It’s a wild ride of unexpected surprises and questionable viewing choices. Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Mine Vale

Adventure, Backpacks, Bosses, Community, custom armors, Custom Items, custom weapons, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Exploration, Factions, gameplay, Hardcore, MCMMO, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, role playing, Roleplay, RPG, story mode, Survival

Mine Vale is a Semi-Vanilla/RPG Survival server with hundreds of custom items, armors, weapons, backpacks and enchants! With 3 custom made dungeons with custom bosses and a story mode, there is always something to do on MineVale!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BoomerCraft: Still Gaming at 60+

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of immortal grandmas who have been playing Minecraft since it was just a bunch of pixels on a screen! That’s right, we will unironically still be playing games at 60+ years old, so you know we’re in it for the long haul.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the occasional knitting break. Our server is filled with crazy builds, secret underground lairs, and a rollercoaster that goes through a portal to the Nether (because why not?).

But that’s not all – we also have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got your back. Want someone to scare off creepers? Bob’s your guy. Plus, he’s great at parties.

So come join us on our server and be a part of our wacky world. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be an immortal grandma too, still playing Minecraft and causing chaos with the best of them.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixelated Pandemonium: Where the Blocks Are Hotter Than Asian Women

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is like, “Whoa, calm down guys.”

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers where everyone builds the same old boring houses. Here, we encourage creativity and craziness. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! Want to create a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? Why not!

And hey, if you’re looking for some spicy drama to spice up your Minecraft experience, look no further. Our chat is like a soap opera mixed with a comedy show, with players pulling off epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, on our server, even the most unexpected things can happen. Like finding a diamond block in a pig’s snout. Hey, it could happen!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4414
Void Gems Collected:	37	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Trans Minecraft VS Hypixel

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Hypixel Server
Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	Can experience lag due to high number of players
Regular updates and events	Some game modes may require purchase

Trans Minecraft Server
Pros	Cons
Safe and welcoming community for Transgender individuals	Smaller player base
Custom features like furniture, bug catching, and farming	Lack of variety in game modes
Strict safety features to prevent harassment	May not appeal to players who are not part of the Transgender community

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to the Trans Minecraft server. It is a popular choice for Minecraft players looking for a wide variety of game modes and activities.

2. Which server offers a safer and more welcoming community?

Trans Minecraft: Trans Minecraft specifically caters to Transgender individuals, offering a safe space for them to express their identity. The server has strict safety features in place to prevent harassment and create a welcoming environment.

3. What are the custom features available on Trans Minecraft?

Trans Minecraft: Trans Minecraft offers custom features such as furniture and decoration items, bug catching, custom farming, custom fishing system, seasons, and boss fights with unique loot. These features add a unique and personalized touch to gameplay on the server.

4. Which server offers more game modes and activities?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes and activities for players to enjoy, making it a popular choice for those looking for diverse gameplay experiences. However, Trans Minecraft may appeal to players looking for a more personalized and niche gaming experience within the Transgender community.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8984	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

UkraineCraft: Where Losing 12 Villages is a Victory!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Ukraine’s resilience? Look no further! Our server is so amazing, even Ukraine is winning on it! They may have lost 12 villages in the last 7 days, but that’s just because they were too busy playing on our server to defend them. Join us now and be part of the action-packed chaos that only our server can provide. Who needs villages when you have the best Minecraft server in the world? Join us today and start your epic adventure!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Buildings Constructed:	48	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ores Mined:	5253
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1