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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1204 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!