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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	190	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	3826

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3419	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	6490	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Void Gems Collected:	33	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Potions Brewed:	196	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Star Shards Collected:	119
Farms Harvested:	966	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.