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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7182 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 127 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?
not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.
but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?
so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!
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