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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 1085 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 2009 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 705811 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?
not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.
but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?
so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!
