SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5003

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyFamilyPranks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Items Found:	4610
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8836
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Animals Bred:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RocketSatCraft

aerospace, civilian purposes, cooperation, Diplomacy, global partnership, international relations, iran, long tail tags, MIDDLE EAST, peaceful use, rocket launch, RocketSatCraft, russia, satellite communication, satellite launch, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, space exploration, space program, Technology

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Star Shards Collected:	276
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Helium ShortageCraft

#sustainability, conservation, Crisis, critical, Demand, depletion, Element, Extraction, Future, gas, global issue, Helium, innovation, low supply, natural resource, production, scarcity, scientific research, Shortage, ShortageCraft, Technology

join our epic minecraft server where we are so desperate for helium that we have turned it into the ultimate currency. trade with other players, build helium-powered machines, and float away to victory!

we have a secret underground base filled with helium balloons that will make you fly higher than a diamond pickaxe on a sunday morning. but be careful, the evil creepers have stolen some of our precious helium and are using it to float around and cause chaos.

if you can retrieve the stolen helium and bring it back to our base, you will be rewarded with rare items and the admiration of all the other players. but beware, the helium-infused creepers are not to be underestimated.

so come join us on this wacky adventure and help us save our precious helium before it’s too late. who knew that a minecraft server could be so full of hot air?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Seasons Changing Bacterial Cell

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u ever wonder what it would be like if a single bacterial cell could sense the seasons changing? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gingerbread men, and even rode a giant lollipop into the sunset. true story, bro.

but that’s not all! on our server, u can build a house out of talking blocks, ride a rollercoaster through a volcano, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	304128	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Buildings Constructed:	43	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

What is the IP for Nick Eh 30 Minecraft Server?

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Nick Eh 30, born Nicholas Amyoony, is a Canadian content creator and professional gamer known for his popular Twitch and YouTube channels. He rose to fame for his skill in games like Fortnite and for his engaging and entertaining gaming content. Nick has amassed a large following of fans who tune in to watch his live streams and videos. He is known for his positive attitude, friendly demeanor, and dedication to his craft.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Buildings Constructed:	31
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Secret Passages Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GTPixels.net

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

GTPixels.net is an exciting new Minecraft server inspired by the iconic Grand Theft Auto series. This server offers a range of innovative PvP mechanics that significantly enhance gameplay, arguably surpassing the experience of 1.8 PvP! With RPG elements such as a comprehensive leveling system, custom crafting options, and an expansive 1.5k by 1.5k custom-designed open-world map that is fully destructible and capable of self-repairing over time, players are in for a treat. Plus, enjoy 3D weapons and attachments without the need for any mods!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NoCoOrDiNaTeS LeGeNd [SoMeWhAt-Chaotic] 1.21 No Elytra, No Resets, Just Laughs!

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IP Address	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview:

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla gameplay in order to improve game balance. Some of the adjustments include disabling coordinates, elytra, and phantom spawning, while enabling nether roof void damage.

Adjustments:

Coordinates are disabled.
Elytra are disabled.
End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
Phantom spawning is disabled.
Nether roof void damage is enabled.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

Additional clarifications on the rules are available at the server spawn.

FAQ:

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: The server aims to provide a relatively free experience for players, but cheating, exploiting, bigotry, and harassment are not allowed.

Q: Can I use coordinates or elytra on the server?

A: No, coordinates and elytra are disabled on the server to provide a different gameplay experience.

Q: What happens if I break the rules?

A: Breaking the rules can result in punishments such as temporary bans or permanent bans, depending on the severity of the offense.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is generally discouraged, as the server aims to provide a fun and safe environment for all players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	1495	Falling into the Void:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Tool Time Minecraft Server

adaptation, cognitive abilities, cognitive evolution., Consciousness, Dinosaurs, Evolution, evolution of tools, Eye, human evolution, human intelligence, human origins, human uniqueness, intelligence, Minecraft, Paleontology, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Technology, Time, tool, tool use, Tools, velociraptor

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even dinosaurs are questioning their life choices! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with self-awareness, tool usage, and velociraptors trying to figure out why they never learned to make cars.

Imagine a world where T-Rexes are building skyscrapers, Stegosauruses are creating art galleries, and Velociraptors are attempting to start their own tech companies. It’s a chaotic and hilarious world where anything is possible, and where you can truly let your imagination run wild.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to why humans are the only ones who have evolved to use tools. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you could be the one to crack the case. See you in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

#TimesUp, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, banter, blocky, consent, criminal justice, education, healing, Justice, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, Prevention, rape, Recovery, sexual assault, smp, Support, survivor, Trauma, Victim, violence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers start dancing around you like they’re at a rave. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their rendition of “Baby Got Back”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TwinlessInMinecraft

Apology, Argument, Australia, Boundaries, Communication, Condolences, EMIGRATION, emotional resilience., family, financial fraud, internal mix up, reconciliation, relationship, sibling, stress, student loan, Support, terminal cancer, twin, TwinlessInMinecraft, uk

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud!

Imagine logging on to build your dream castle, only to be bombarded with texts and letters from the Student Loans Company in someone else’s name. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, there’s a family argument thrown into the mix. Who needs to watch drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand on our server?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	2669	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineTunez: The Undiscovered Hit

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of riding pigs into battle with your friends by your side? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant unlimited XP and the ability to summon a pet dragon to ride into battle. But beware, for the land is also home to the dreaded Chicken Jockeys, half chicken, half skeleton warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs.

But fear not, for on our server, you will also discover the hidden gem of a song that will not only boost your mining speed by 200%, but also make creepers dance to your tune. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Elven Birthrate Crisis

birth rate, birthrate, concern, Crisis, cultural impact, Demographic, Elven, Elves, elves in literature, FANTASY, fertility, fictional universe, high fantasy, j.r.r. tolkien, long-lived races, Lotr, middle earth, Peace, Population, Reproduction, societal issues, Tolkien, world-building

u ever wonder why there are so many elves in the lotr universe? well, it’s cuz they all be poppin out babies like rabbits on this minecraft server! join us and witness the elf baby boom for yourself. we got elves building treehouses, elves riding dragons, elves doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. come join the elf party and see what all the hype is about. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can resist free cookies? not me, that’s for sure. so come on down to the craziest minecraft server in all the land. elves galore, cookies galore, fun galore. what more could you ask for?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Horror Stories Survived:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Ores Mined:	8537	Farms Harvested:	427

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Robo Doc Finger Fun

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come join our minecraft server where we have human-like robot fingers that can take your pulse and feel around for lumps under your skin. need a doctor in the game? we got you covered with our futuristic technology! plus, these fingers can even go into dark, warm places for diagnostic purposes. who knew minecraft could be so high-tech and medical? join now for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ores Mined:	8153

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

WreckMC

armor, classic, Community, CONTENT, Custom, Economy, Experience, Fun, Game, gamemode, Items, love, MCMMO, Minecraft, new, Old, Players, Prison, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Tools, Upcoming, Vanilla, vision, WreckMC

WreckMC is a new upcoming Minecraft Server, being focused on the Classic Prison gamemode old Minecraft players know and love. Our vision has brought back the feel of the gamemode, along with much more content (including custom items, tools, armor, and more!).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Prepare to be pummeled in the Great Minecraft Battle of WW1! PVP Galore!

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Minecraft WW1 Themed PVP Server

Server Overview:

A WW1 themed Minecraft PVP server where players make their own defenses and strategize to break the stalemate using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines. Choose a country to fight for from the Entente or Central Powers, and battle on different fronts.

Links:

Discord Server

Trailer on YouTube

Images:

The Western Front (With Defenses)

The Central Powers

The Triple Entente

The Eastern Front

The Gallipoli Campaign

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord Server link provided above and following the instructions.
Can I choose any country to fight for?	Yes, you can choose from the available countries of the Entente or Central Powers.
What kind of defenses can I create?	Players can create defenses using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines.
Are there different fronts to battle on?	Yes, there are three different fronts: The Western Front, The Eastern Front, and Gallipoli.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!