SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyRejects

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Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyHalalCafe

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so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MenacePixelmon

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, craftables, Economy, gameplay, Gyms, Jobs, Minecraft, mmorpg, Modded, Mods, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Rewards, Server, Spawners, Survival, Teams

Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3263	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Survival Horizons

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Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ores Mined:	6329
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons now loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
What mods are included in the server?	Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

10. Cognitive dissonance, 11. Irrationality, 12. Puzzling thoughts, 13. Unintelligible actions, 14. Unexplained behavior, 15. Baffling decisions, 16. Absurdity, 17. Nonsensical behavior, 18. Unreasonable actions, 19. Bewildering thoughts, 2. Confusion, 20. Unfathomable motives., 3. Miscommunication, 4. Frustration, 5. Incomprehensible behavior, 6. Lack of logic, 7. Perplexing actions, 8. Unclear motives, 9. Senseless behavior, doesnt, lack of understanding, Minecraft, sense, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Potions Brewed:	160
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CookCraftCo

Communication, compatibility, compromise, CookCraftCo, Cooking, culinary preferences, culinary skills, cultural dishes, domestic conflicts, family dinner, Flavors, Food, food preferences, love language, Marriage, meal preparation, picky eater, relationship issues, spices, Thanksgiving, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Towns Built:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MissileDefenseCraft

Advanced technology, anti-missile system, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deploy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military deployment, missile defense, MissileDefenseCraft, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tensions, Troops, US

lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	182	Dragon Eggs Found:	5478
Farms Harvested:	763	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Nail Clipping Simulator

auditory, biology, clipping, Curiosity, Fingernails, Growing, hair, human body, Hypothesis, microscopic, nail, noise, Perception, Phenomenon, Science, Senses, SIMULATOR, Slow, Small, Sound, speculation, theory

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

{Java IP}, Adventure, Adventures, Bedrock Port, blast, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Exploding, explosive, Friends, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Homes, Join, Land claiming, live maps, Pinata, Player Warps, player-owned economy, RPG, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience	Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System	Rewards with Voting Crate Key & Pinata for additional rewards
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4606
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Towns Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CologneCraft Minecraft Server

10. laptop, 11. money, 12. grateful, 13. gifts, 14. ungrateful, 15. parents, 16. celebration, 17. expensive, 18. need, 19. annoyed, 2. upset, 20. Misunderstanding, 3. family, 4. dad, 5. cologne, 6. birthday, 7. college, 8. struggling, 9. financially, aita, CologneCraft, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2