Swift Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Divine Spears Created:	14

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, Cheap, cost effective, Deal, Discounted, diy, economical, fixer upper, Fixes, frugal, handyman, low cost, Ready, refurbish, Repair, repaired, Restore, savings, secondhand, thrifty, Value

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Magic Crystals Found:	10

if 1 IP does not work, go to 2: 185.17.10.82:25594

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4552	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Zombie Dances:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	16
Farms Harvested:	156	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchantments Applied:	269	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Votes:	3747

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Easy Progression, Ip:, Koth, modern gameplay, Npcs, og, old school, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Buildings Constructed:	18

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

charming characters, cooperative play, Cosmos, creative community, creative level design, cult classic, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, innovative controls, lbp, little big planet, nostalgic games, overlooked games, platformer, PlayStation Exclusive, puzzle game, quirky story, Realm, Tiny, Underrated Games, unique gameplay, whimsical world

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, data boundary, data constraint, data cutoff, data limitation, data restriction, data retrieval, limited results, long tail tags, Minecraft, only 40 results, search boundary, search constraint, search limit, search limitation, search outcome, search parameter, search query, search restriction, search threshold, smp, Space

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4841
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	237	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Assistance, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, Expectations, family, favoritism, Help, in-laws, insurance, Minecraft, refusing, relationships, Resentment, second car, Server, standing up, Struggle, Transportation

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of not having the car you want! Just like the OP’s in-laws, who seem to have a never-ending car drama, we promise you won’t have to deal with any car-related shenanigans here.

Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!

And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!

Players:	98/300	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	3147	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3