Swedexit: No More Blockheads! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Votes:	5903	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Love Letters Sent:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Enchantments Applied:	261	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Animals Bred:	160	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	67	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mines Excavated:	4987	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Towns Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8095
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3246	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Players:	97/300	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3