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Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Star Shards Collected:	107	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9032
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Zombie Dances:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crops Grown:	5503
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Animals Bred:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Farms Harvested:	922	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	195	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	9302	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1457	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

CraftyGenius

astute decision, brainy choice, bright move, brilliant idea, Clever, clever maneuver, crafty decision, CraftyGenius, Intelligent, intelligent choice, prudent choice, Quick Thinking, resourceful move, savvy choice, savvy move, sharp move, shrewd action, Smart, strategic move, wise decision, wise move

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? No? Well, you haven’t lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie. So come on down and show us what you’ve got, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Allies, America, Canada-US relations, Canadians, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, enemy country, foreign policy, global perspective, international affairs, international relations, Minecraft, negative view, neighbors, North America, opinion, Perception, Politics, poll, public opinion, Server, survey, united states

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, like ever. we got like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s like a whole new world, man.

join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamonds. we even have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items.

rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and show those pesky Canadians who’s boss. they’ll be begging to be our friends once they see all the cool stuff we have.