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CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

#mineserver, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyys, Delays, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international diplomacy, international relations, legitimizing, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political strategy, President Zelenskyy, Saudi Arabia visit, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchantments Applied:	210
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6

so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest

Conflict Resolution, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, leadership, mediation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, Quest, Russia talks, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	124	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

so, like, u kno how trump is always causin drama? well, he’s only gone and hinted that ukraine needs a new election for peace or whatever. like, can u imagine that chaos? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, u can escape all that political madness and just build ur own world. join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz who needs that when u can be mining diamonds and fighting creepers? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any impending election chaos. so come join us on the craziest minecraft server out there – where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse first!

BlockyKids Depression-Free Server

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyKids, children, depression, DepressionFree, device usage, digital devices, digital health, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Mental Wellness, mobile devices, research, screen addiction, screen time, Server, smartphone addiction, smartphone use, stress, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	237	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Animals Bred:	78
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness!

Mystic Haven Skyrealm 1.20

Art gallery, Birth Rates, DATING, dating apps, digital age, Haven, hobbies, Human Behavior, ISOLATION, library, Loneliness, love quest, mystic, online dating, pandemic, relationships, Reproduction, School, skyrealm, socializing, Technology, tiktok, Tinder

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3073
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Dude, forget about the real world and its lame-o problems. Join our Minecraft server and escape the dystopian reality where women are as rare as diamonds in the game. On our server, you’ll find a thriving community of players who are too busy building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds to worry about real-life dating woes.

We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.

Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

TrumpRussiaSMP

alliances, collusion, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, influence, international affairs, investigation, loyalty, nato, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, TrumpRussiaSMP, US president, World Order

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a war between Trump and Europe but in Minecraft! Like, Trump is building a wall to keep out the Europeans and they’re all like, “Nah bro, we’re gonna build a bridge over that wall and invade your base!” It’s like a crazy battle of epic proportions, with explosions and flying pigs and stuff. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet llama that spits on anyone who tries to grief your base. So come join the madness and help Trump defend Russia against the European invaders, it’s gonna be lit AF!

CraftyCompanySecrets

behind the scenes, business operations, classified knowledge, company secrets, confidential details, confidential information, corporate secrets, CraftyCompanySecrets, exclusive knowledge, hidden truths, industry secrets, insider knowledge, insider perspective, internal workings, privileged information, professional insights, proprietary data, sensitive information, trade secrets, undisclosed information., workplace insights

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hidden gem in the Minecraft universe! Join us and discover the company secrets that will blow your mind!

Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

OdesaPowerOutageCraft

aggression, challenge, civilian infrastructure, Conflict, denial, Destruction, Diplomacy, goldfish, international relations, Lavrov, lie, Odesa, OdesaPowerOutageCraft, Political debate, power outage, Propaganda, rubio, russia, Russia attacks, sanctions, truth vs lies

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	239145
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

join this epic minecraft server where russia destroys everything but in a fun way! build your own city only to have it obliterated by russian forces for the lols. watch as lavrov denies all responsibility while rubio just stares blankly like a confused goldfish. it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on! come join the insanity now!

NoPhoneZone – HappyCraft

attention spans, Digital Detox, digital wellness, Focus, habits, Happiness, HappyCraft, mental health, Mental well-being, mobile internet, NoPhoneZone, productivity, research, screen time, self-care, smartphone addiction, smartphones, study, Technology, technology use, well-being

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

so like, if u join dis minecraft server, u gonna be so happy u won’t even need ur phone anymore. like, u gonna be so focused on building ur epic castle or exploring da crazy world, u won’t even miss scrolling through ur social media. plus, u gonna be so chill and relaxed, u gonna forget all ur worries and just have a blast playing with ur new online friends. so come join us and experience da ultimate mental well-being and happiness in dis wacky minecraft server!

Lost Hackers Society 1.21.2

1.21.2, black hat hackers, cyber attacks, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breaches, data security, digital theft, ethical hacking, hacker culture, hackers, HACKING, hacking history, hacking techniques, hacking tools, iCloud hackers, Information Security, internet security, Lost, online privacy, online security measures, social media hackers, society, white hat hackers

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Yo, bro, forget about social media hackers, come join our Minecraft server where the only hacking you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds! We’ve got a community of crazy players who will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a blocky world. Plus, our security measures are so tight, not even the most skilled hacker could break in – unless they can break into a virtual world, then we’re screwed. But hey, who needs social media drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with? Join us now and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

CousinCraft: GTFO or Nah?

anxiety, Chronic illness, cousin troubles, CousinCraft, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Family Support, financial obligations, financial struggles, financial support, generational differences, gtfo, helping family, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, moving out, Nah, rent issues, roommate conflicts, roommate problems, struggling financially

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters and outrageous situations.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?

Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

UkraineCraft: Blame it on the Creeper

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, creeper, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical analysis, historical context, international relations, media narrative, military actions, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tension, Propaganda, russia, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, Western powers

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!

BlindDroneOps Minecraft Server

accident, BlindDroneOps, blinded, Detonating, drone operators, drone pilots, emergency, eye protection, fpv goggles, Incident, investigation, Military, Minecraft, News, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, vision loss

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Void Gems Collected:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where eight Russian drone operators got blinded by detonating FPV goggles? I know, right? It’s like, the most lit server ever! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging exploding goggles while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Join now before the goggles strike again!

ZelenskyyCraft: Blame Game Edition

Blame, blame-shifting, conflict escalation, conflict initiation, diplomatic tensions, Edition, foreign policy, Game, global tensions, government disputes, incompetent leader, international relations, leadership criticism, leadership incompetence, political blame game, political controversy, presidential criticism, trump, ukraine war, war accusations, war rhetoric, world news, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ores Mined:	7154	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4

join this cray cray minecraft server where we blame zelenskyy for starting wars and trump is the president of the blocky world. we have epic battles where players can build walls and make alliances just like in real life. come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and become the ultimate ruler of the server! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? it’s a wild ride, so hop on and let the madness begin!

Bixomi server minecraft

Bixomi, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	233
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17

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Stream Skipper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Content Creation, digital content, Digital Media, Entertainment, live broadcast, Live streaming, online content, Realm, Skippers, skipping, skipping celebrations, skipping events, skipping holidays, skipping traditions, skipping Valentine’s Day, social media, Stream, streaming, streaming platform, Valentine’s Day content, Valentine’s Day, video streaming

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

OMG, forget Valentine’s Day, join this Minecraft server instead! Why waste time with love when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your friends? Plus, who needs flowers and chocolates when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear in-game? It’s like Valentine’s Day every day on this server, but without all the sappy stuff. So ditch the romance and come play with us!

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5