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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3956 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 129 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to swear like a sailor! We’ve got a swear jar that gets filled up faster than you can say “creeper!” And if you manage to break the swear jar, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Profanity and get a special throne made entirely out of soap bars!
But that’s not all – we’ve got custom plugins that turn every block into a swear word when you break it, mobs that curse at you when you attack them, and even a secret underground dungeon where the walls are lined with curse words (watch out for the F-bomb trap)!
So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a bunch of like-minded players, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to wash your mouth out with soap afterwards!