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MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchantments Applied:	149
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Divine Spears Created:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
New Chunks Explored:	669063	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	55	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Animals Bred:	73	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Gods Slained:	0

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mines Excavated:	1539	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endless Night Skies:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	5351	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!