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DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4502
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dimension Hops:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	62
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Votes:	8395
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	2436
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	96
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

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https://discord.gg/roliumgen

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1228
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3171

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Potions Brewed:	169
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	4300	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	177
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9250

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

Players:	102/100	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12