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PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	3344	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3198	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	2727
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Alien Abductions:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Votes:	7779	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6180

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	8253
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2287	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Crops Grown:	4127
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	299
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Towns Built:	7

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Animals Bred:	168	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Crops Grown:	3850
Runes Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Players:	106/200	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5926