sVanilla Survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	806
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	134	Dragon Eggs Found:	2141
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	939496
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Votes:	6107
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Votes:	7400	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	93	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	47	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	97	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	203	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Towns Built:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Items Found:	3732
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crops Grown:	1577	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	69	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

Players:	93/800	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1