sVanilla Survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1021	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Potions Brewed:	99	Dragon Eggs Found:	4306
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Alien Abductions:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crops Grown:	6948	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mines Excavated:	1432	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Void Armor Forged:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	2087
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4400	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7498
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3722
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	249	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Animals Bred:	87
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Towns Built:	6
Void Gems Collected:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Votes:	3330	Animals Bred:	56
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
New Chunks Explored:	449821	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Players:	109/700	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magic Items Found:	3820	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4