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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 5668 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 15376 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
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