SushiCraft: Where Japanese Chuds Rule! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Buildings Constructed:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Emeralds Found:	8740	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Dimension Hops:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9853

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Items Found:	2263
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mines Excavated:	1873	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	345891
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Void Gems Collected:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

Players:	93/300	Votes:	7779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8470
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Mines Excavated:	1932	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4