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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7779 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8470 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 97 |
Mines Excavated: | 1932 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where Japanese players are actually secret chuds who have been hiding their true nature all along. But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of ninja pandas ready to take them down and restore peace to the server!
Not only that, but we’ve got a hidden underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who have a taste for adventure. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a hilariously wacky and unpredictable journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game!