Surviving with LumaMC: When you’re ready to quit your day job for Minecraft.

1.20, Artmap, custom fishing, Day, dynamic seasons, Economy, Fishing competitions, Job, LumaMC, MCMMO, Minecraft, New server, Quickshop, QUIT, Ranks, Ready, Semi Vanilla, Surviving, Towny, Youre

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	592
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1511	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to LumaMC!

Are you on the lookout for a new Minecraft server that goes beyond the ordinary? Brace yourself for an unparalleled experience with LumaMC, where we bring together thrilling features, custom plugins, and a vibrant community!

Features:

Towny	Establish and grow your own town, forming alliances and building a community
mcMMO	Level up your skills and become a true master of your craft
Custom Items	Enjoy our custom coded items that have special abilities and unique skills
Player-Based Economy	Engage in resource gathering, production, and trade to influence supply and demand dynamics
Hoarder Plugin	Sell bulk items to the Hoarder for extra cash. The top 4 players will be rewarded at the end of each Hoarder event
Ranks System	Climb the ranks to earn different titles and abilities
Artmap Plugin	Express your creativity with map designs and make your mark on the server
Dynamic Seasons World	Watch as the world transforms based on the season
Fishing Competitions & Custom fishing	Test your fishing skills and compete for glorious rewards
Jobs	Work a job to earn cash and make your way up the ranks

Why LumaMC?

Whether you’ve been playing Minecraft for a long time or taking your first steps into Towny, LumaMC is your new home. We’ve crafted an inclusive space where every player, regardless of experience, can thrive and enjoy! LumaMC has an extensive roadmap featuring thrilling content updates and events that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Your feedback matters! We encourage our community to share their thoughts, ideas, and suggestions. Join us and become part of a community that values creativity, fun, and endless adventures.

Connect to LumaMC:

Server IP: play.lumamc.net

Discord: https://lumamc.net/chat

Website: https://lumamc.net/

Map: https://map.lumamc.net/

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join LumaMC, simply use the server IP: play.lumamc.net in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our website.

3. Can I create my own town on the server?

Absolutely! With our Towny feature, you can establish and grow your own town, form alliances, and build a community.

4. How can I provide feedback or suggestions to the LumaMC community?

We encourage our players to share their thoughts, ideas, and suggestions on our Discord server or through our website.

5. Are there regular events and competitions on LumaMC?

Yes, we host various events and competitions on the server, including fishing competitions, hoarder events, and more. Stay tuned for announcements!

SystemCore

dedicated hardware, Papermc, Plugins, Survival, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	21
Enchantments Applied:	276	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Survival MC with a focus on PaperMC plugins and a smooth experience. Hosted on powerful dedicated hardware. Lots of updates and work coming in the future.

135.148.150.20

Wavecraft

active abilities, blocks, Community, competitive, Creative, Enchantments, Farming, Fishing, Furniture, Gear, gear drops, Items, Mining, mobs, Passive abilities, Plugins, RPG, smp, Survival, swearing, Technical, WaveCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Wavecraft Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Absolutely No P2W	Items that can be bought through the store can be obtained in-game with in-game currency.
No resets, ever	World is over a year old with no plans for map resets.
Custom Items, Tools, Mobs, Furniture	Over 500 custom items, tools, weapons, custom mobs, and furniture to discover.
Family Friendly	No swearing, suitable for all ages.
Pyro Plugins	Custom fishing, farming, and mining plugins with competitions and leaderboards.
Slimefun	Technical plugin that adds new items for grinding and crafting.
AuraSkills	Skills plugin for leveling up and unlocking abilities.
Custom Enchantments	Over 200 custom enchantments for gear enhancement.

IP:

playwavecraft.net

Version:

1.8 – 1.21+

FAQ – Questions & Answers:

Q: Is the server family friendly?

A: Yes, Wavecraft is a family friendly server with no swearing allowed.

Q: Can items be bought with real money?

A: No, items that can be bought through the store can also be obtained in-game with in-game currency.

Q: Are there regular map resets?

A: No, the server has not had a map reset in over a year.

Q: What kind of custom items are available on Wavecraft?

A: Wavecraft offers over 500 custom items including tools, weapons, furniture, and custom mobs.

Q: Are there any special plugins on the server?

A: Yes, Wavecraft features plugins such as Slimefun, Pyro Plugins for fishing, farming, and mining, AuraSkills for RPG elements, and custom enchantments.

Ethereal Vibe Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, adult content, Anime, confession, EMBARRASSING, Ethereal, FANTASY, Fap, fetish, guilty pleasure, hidden desire, internet, NSFW, ONLINE, Realms, secret, shameful, taboo, VIBE, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7321
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Farms Harvested:	674

Bro, forget about that embarrassing moment and join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that twerk, villagers that dab, and Ender Dragons that breakdance.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, especially when you see Steve and Alex doing the Macarena.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most epic pixelated castle while listening to parrots sing Despacito.

Join now and leave your vtuber fap shame in the past!

VacayVibes Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Brown culture, Communication, family, freedom, honeymoon, in-laws, International trip, Itinerary, Jealousy, jinx, Minecraft, OFFENDED, older child, Planning, regulations, rules, Server, sister, soft launch, vacation, VacayVibes, younger child

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	183
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family dynamics and travel the world without any guilt trips! Join us for a virtual adventure that will make you forget all about your nosy sister and her in-law struggles.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and mine for rare treasures without anyone judging you for wanting a little freedom. Who needs a real vacation when you can have a virtual one with us?

So come on, join our server and leave all the sibling rivalry behind. We promise not to ask you 100 questions or make you feel betrayed. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

MommyIssuesCraft

acceptance, adoption, DAUGHTER, decision, difficult decisions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, foster care, hurtful comments, judgement, love, MommyIssuesCraft, Mother, mother-daughter relationship, Negativity, parenting, relationship, Support, unconditional love

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can adopt virtual children and deal with all the family drama just like in real life!

We have a special feature where your virtual mother will scream at you and curse you out for adopting an older daughter. But don’t worry, you can choose to ignore her and focus on building a loving relationship with your virtual family.

Experience the thrill of virtual parenting as you navigate through family conflicts and make tough decisions. Will you choose your virtual children over your virtual mother? The choice is yours!

Join now and show everyone that you can handle virtual family drama like a pro! Who needs a peaceful Minecraft server when you can have all the chaos and craziness right here?

ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

communication breakdown, communication skills, dating tips, disrespectful language, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, gender stereotypes, harsh criticism, hurtful words, insensitive comments, male ego, man, ManlyMistakes, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship mistakes, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, worst thing to say

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	501976	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.

But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.

So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.

SentimentalSpatulaCraft

attachment, cherished possessions, emotional connection, House, household items, meaningful objects, Memories, Nostalgia, objects with memories, personal belongings, random object, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items in house, sentimental object, sentimental things, sentimental trinkets, sentimental value, SentimentalSpatulaCraft, treasured possessions, unexpected sentimental items

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ores Mined:	5901
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton playing the saxophone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, rumor has it that if you bring a random object from your house that you’ve become sentimental about, it will come to life and become your loyal companion in the game. Who wouldn’t want a talking toaster or a dancing lamp by their side while they mine for diamonds?

HotBlockzMC – Survive the Heatwave!

#sustainability, AWARE MD, carbon emissions, climate change, deadly thresholds, Earth, ecological disaster, environmental crisis, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Heating, heatwave, HotBlockzMC, human limits, melting ice caps, rising sea levels, scientists, SURVIVE, temperature rise, urgent action, warn

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Crops Grown:	3513
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gods Slained:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the heat of earth heating beyond human limits like whoa bro! scientists be all like “yo this is deadly” but we be like “nah fam, come chill with us and build some epic stuff in minecraft instead!” forget the real world problems and come join the fun where the only limit is ur imagination! plus, our server has secret underground caves filled with diamonds and rare loot, so u know u wanna be part of this epic adventure! join now before the world ends and u miss out on all the fun!

Heaven & Hell Online

Afterlife, belief systems, Buddhism, Christianity, divine punishment, divine reward, FAITH, Good deeds, Heaven, Hell, Hinduism, Islam, ONLINE, Religions, religious beliefs, religious diversity, religious history, religious origins, religious practices, religious teachings., spirituality, supernatural figures

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own heaven or hell! We have all the religious figures you can think of, from Buddha to Jesus to Zeus! Create your own cult and gather followers to worship you as the ultimate Minecraft deity.

But beware, there are rival cults out there trying to sabotage your plans. Fight against the evil forces of the Church of Creeper and the Temple of Ender Dragon to prove that your cult is the one true path to Minecraft enlightenment.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure where religion meets blocky world building. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft itself!

BlockCraft Pain Relief

Alternative Medicine, APPROVED, blockcraft, Breakthrough, Chronic pain, FDA, Healthcare, long-term relief, medication, Non-Addictive, non-opioid painkiller, opioid crisis, Pain, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pain therapy, pharmaceuticals, Relief, Suzetrigine, Treatment, US drug regulator

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

come join our minecraft server, where we have suzetrigine as our secret ingredient in all our virtual food! it’s like eating a magical painkiller cake every time you munch on a virtual carrot. the FDA approved it, so you know it’s legit! forget about boring old opioids, we have the good stuff here. plus, our virtual world is so addictive, you won’t even need painkillers anymore. join us and experience a whole new level of minecraft madness!

Adventure Blocks

Adventure Blocks, awesome community, building, Challenges, Community, console, constant updates, Cross-Play, custom events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, minecraft server, mobile, multiplayer, new content, OneBlock, OneBlock Survival, PC, Rewards, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Welcome to Adventure Blocks!

Adventure Blocks is a OneBlock survival server where your journey starts with just one block. But don’t let that fool you—it’s the start of something BIG! Mine, craft, and build your way up as you unlock new resources, challenges, and cool surprises along the way.

The best part? No matter what platform you’re on—PC, console, or mobile—you can join in on the fun thanks to our cross-play support. Grab your friends and jump in for endless fun together!

Here’s what you can expect: OneBlock Survival: Everything starts from one block, but you’ll be amazed at how much you can build from there. Cross-Play: Play with friends on any platform—PC, console, or mobile! Custom Events: Keep an eye out for fun challenges and special events to earn cool rewards. Awesome Community: Meet fellow adventurers and team up to make your island thrive. Constant Updates: We’re always adding new content to keep the adventure fresh.

So, what are you waiting for? Let’s see what you can build with just one block. Ready to take on the challenge?

fun.adventureblocks.org:25566

Tectonic

bedrock, Community, Crates, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Features, Friends, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Party, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Spawners, Tectonic, Voting, Warps

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ores Mined:	9472	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5384
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Vote Party	Players can participate in vote parties for rewards.
In-game economy	Earn and spend in-game currency to buy items and upgrades.
Crates	Unlock crates for random rewards.
Minigames	Enjoy various minigames such as Spleef and Parkour.
Player warps & shops	Create personal warps and shops for other players to visit.
Custom enchants	Unique enchants like Vein Miner and Telepathy.

Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

We look forward to welcoming you in-game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address and port to connect to the server.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, please check the server rules in our Discord server or in-game.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Of course! The more friends, the merrier!
Are there staff members available for help?	Yes, our staff members are always ready to assist you with any questions or issues.

Sublime Femme Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, attractive, Behavior, category, chase, Craft, DATING, facade, female, femme, hostility, man, Overlook, rejection, relationships, SETTLE, sub 5 man, Sublime, superficial, Superficiality, Unattractive

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of unattractive females chasing after you! We don’t discriminate based on looks, so you can build and mine in peace without worrying about superficial judgments. Plus, the attractive and unattractive females on our server all want the same thing – a man who plays Minecraft like a pro. So come join us and show off your skills while avoiding the hostility of rejected players. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

MineCraftMoneyWoes

Colleague, Company, compensation, consideration, counter offer, DISRESPECTFUL, employed, external candidates, frequent travel, internal offer, internal position, IT, lifestyle changes, low salary, MineCraftMoneyWoes, RESPONSIBILITY, salary range, unreasonable, VISIBILITY, work-life balance

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Buildings Constructed:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of being undervalued at your current job? Do you want to be treated like the Minecraft diamond you are? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like royalty. Our salary range? Oh, it’s not just $130K–$180K, it’s a whopping $1 billion! That’s right, we pay our players in virtual diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual riches, but you’ll also get to travel to exotic locations within the Minecraft world. From the depths of the Nether to the heights of the End, your journey will be filled with excitement and danger at every turn.

So why settle for a measly 15% raise when you can have it all on our server? Join now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP

activities, Cooking, creativity, endless free time, EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP, Entertainment, Exercise, Exploration, gardening, hobbies, learning, leisure, meditation, personal development, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, socializing, travel, volunteering

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	5456	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land where the cows can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night with the Endermen as the DJs. And get this, the diamonds are actually chocolate bars that give you superpowers when you eat them.

But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!