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Threadception Minecraft SMP

Censorship, Community, controversy, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, internet, Minecraft, Moderation, online censorship, online discussion, online forum, online platform, smp, social media, thread deletion, thread deletion controversy, thread management, thread moderation, thread removal, thread removal debate, thread removal policy, Threadception

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the BEST server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s like a treasure hunt every day! And get this, our owner is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our base, it’s INSANE!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking chickens who give out quests and rewards, like one time I got a pet creeper that follows me around and explodes on command, it’s so cool! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where we ride llamas through obstacle courses and dodge fireballs, it’s a riot!

So come join us on this totally legit and not made up at all Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of unicorns with laser eyes, then maybe stay away… but seriously, JOIN US!

CraftyTeenDraws

19 year old, art commissions, art community., art marketplace, art portfolio, art promotion, art sales, art sales platform, art website, CraftyTeenDraws, Creative Entrepreneurship, digital art, freelance artist, online business, online marketing, online store, passive income, sell drawings online, social media promotion, traditional art, young entrepreneur

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Love Letters Sent:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of trying to sell your mediocre drawings to your friends and family with no success? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your artwork to virtual villagers who have a serious obsession with stick figure masterpieces! Join now and become the Picasso of pixel art! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly art critic who will only buy drawings that are so bad, they’re good. So start drawing and start earning, because on this server, even a doodle of a potato can fetch you a virtual fortune!

NukeCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, nato, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Revenge, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic planning, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Magic Items Found:	4255
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Zelenskyy asking for nuclear weapons like it’s a game of hot potato! 😂 We may not have nukes, but we got explosive fun waiting for you! Build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and trolls who try to invade your land. Who needs NATO when you got a diamond sword, amirite? Join now for a blast of a time! 💣🔥 #NuclearMinecraftMadness

AlWho? AlWhere? AlWhat?

al, AlWhat, AlWhere, AlWho, clarification, Communication, confusion, differentiation, distinction, Identity, Individual, names, Personal, pronunciation, recognition, Spelling, UNIQUENESS, Written

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

So, like, u know how there are, like, a bazillion people named “Al” in the world, right? well, on this server, if ur name is Al, u gotta, like, clarify which Al u r talkin bout. cuz there r just too many Als runnin around, u kno? it’s, like, a total Alpocalypse up in here. join this server and be the most unique Al out there. cuz u r special, Al. u r special.

Methane Mayhem: Gas Leak Galore

air quality, climate change, continental US, dispersed sources, emissions control, energy industry, environmental impact, environmental research, Fossil Fuels, Galore, gas, greenhouse gas, industrial emissions, LEAK.., MAYHEM, methane, methane emissions, methane mitigation, methane per hour, methane reduction, onshore oil and gas activities, Pollution, research, smaller sources

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Potions Brewed:	36
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we emit more methane than a herd of cows on taco night! We got so much gas, you’ll be farting diamonds in no time! Join us and help contribute to our goal of becoming the stinkiest server in all of Minecraft! Plus, our tiny sources emit less than 100 kilograms of methane per hour, so you know it’s quality gas! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the most gassy server around!

HistoriaPvP Network

1.8, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, Faction, Factions, Gaming, Hardcore, hcf, HistoriaPvP, Kitmap, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Practice, PvP, Server, socials, Survival, Website

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

We hope to see you online!

historiapvp.net

Dreaming Skies Server 1.21.2

1.21.2, cognitive decline, cost, dementia, discrimination, Don, dreaming, Healthcare, ignorance, inflammatory language, mental health, misconceptions, plane ticket, Political Correctness, Politics, prejudice, public discourse, republicans, retarded, Server, Skies, Social Issues, Stereotypes, stigma

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Dude, forget about politics and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up stuff left and right, just like those politicians!

You can build your own MAGA tower or a Biden bunker, whatever floats your boat!

We even have a special area where you can debate with other players about why Republicans are so retarded, but in a fun way!

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or something like that!

The Cheeky Boobies Realm

boobies, CHEEKY, Realm, Tits Cheeks Connection Comedy Movie Duo Friendship Humor Entertainment Laughter Fun Comedy duo Best friends Hilarious Comedy film Comedic duo Funny movie Dynamic duo Side-splitting Laugh out loud

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	186	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Yo yo yo! Welcome to The Tits and Cheeks Connection Minecraft server! This place is like a rainbow unicorn riding a disco ball through a field of bacon. We got crazy builds, epic adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Join us for some wild times and let’s get this party started! Don’t be a square, come join the fun at The Tits and Cheeks Connection!

StepchildSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, Chores, comparison, discipline, discipline boundaries, disrespectful behavior., explosive outbursts, gentle parenting, lack of discipline, parenting, Resentment, resentment towards husband, resentment towards stepchildren, stepchildren, StepchildSassCraft, stepfamily dynamics, stepmom struggles, wicked stepmom

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9892
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Are you tired of dealing with unruly stepchildren who think they can get away with anything? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life step-parenting!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids throwing tantrums or disrespecting you. No more explosive outbursts, cussing, or threats of un-aliving themselves (seriously, who does that?).

Join now and experience a world where you are the master of your own domain, where chores are optional and video games are mandatory. Don’t let step-parenting drama ruin your gaming experience, come play on our server and leave the stepkids behind!

LifeSatisfactionMC SMP

Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life assessment, life contentment, life enjoyment, life evaluation, life fulfillment, life happiness, life positivity, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeSatisfactionMC, mental health, overall satisfaction, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, satisfaction level, self-assessment, smp, well-being

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will change your life forever! Like, you know how sometimes you just feel like a potato sitting on the couch all day? Well, on this server, you can be a potato with superpowers! Imagine flying around like a majestic potato bird, raining down french fries on all your enemies. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And the best part is, we have a secret underground potato cult that worships the mighty Potato King. Legend has it that if you find the sacred potato shrine hidden deep within the server, you will be blessed with infinite potatoes for eternity. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at warp speed. It’s like a thrill ride on steroids, bro. And if you survive the explosion at the end, you get a free pet creeper to keep as a souvenir. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re ready to level up your life and become the ultimate potato warrior, join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Potatoes unite! 🥔🚀 #PotatoPower

PixelPurge: BadManners

arrogance, attitude, attractiveness, BadManners, Behavior, Character, closed-mindedness, conceitedness, dishonesty, first impressions, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of empathy, long tail tags: instant turn-off, negative qualities, Negativity, non-physical, Personality, personality flaws, PixelPurge, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, unappealing characteristics, Unattractive, untrustworthy

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Imagine this: you’re strolling through the pixelated streets of our Minecraft server, admiring the majestic creations of your fellow players. Suddenly, you come across a player with the most hideous skin you’ve ever seen. No, not their in-game character skin, but their actual personality skin. This player is so toxic, so obnoxious, that you can’t help but cringe every time they speak in the chat.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server, we have a zero-tolerance policy for negativity. Join us and bask in the warm glow of positivity and good vibes. No more dealing with drama llamas or toxic trolls. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Your in-game character may look good, but it’s your non-physical qualities that truly matter here.

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Arab League, Arab nations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, peace process, political stability, regional cooperation, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Transfer, two-state solution, united states

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. we even got a secret underground club where the creepers throw the sickest parties.

if u join, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbows and unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so come join our server and be part of the craziest, most fantastical adventure in all of Minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.

MuskCraft: FedPay Protest

activism, control, cryptocurrency, democrats, demonstration, Digital Currency, elon musk, federal payment systems, FedPay, financial systems, financial technology, Government, hostile takeover, intervention, Musk, MuskCraft, opposition, Politics, protest, Regulation, resistance, Technology

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, okay? it’s like if Elon Musk tried to take over the government but with Minecraft. our server is like a protest against his ‘hostile takeover’ of federal payment systems, but in a fun and blocky way.

join us if you want to fight the power, but, like, in a virtual world where you can build giant statues of Elon Musk out of diamond blocks. we have crazy events like ‘Musk Mania Mondays’ where we all dress up as our favorite billionaires and battle it out in PvP arenas.

plus, we have a secret underground resistance base where we plan our next moves against the evil Musk empire. so, like, come join us and be a part of the revolution…or just come for the memes, whatever floats your boat. #BlockTheMusk

Crafty Adipose Slayer Server

adipocyte transplantation, adipose, adipose tissue engineering, adipose-derived cells, anti-tumor effects, cancer models, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell-based therapy, Crafty, engineered adipocytes, engineered cells, implantation, innovative treatment, Nature Biotechnology, preclinical studies, Server, slayer, suppresses, therapeutic intervention, tumor growth inhibition, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8261
Dragon Eggs Found:	7138	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE PUTTING FAT CELLS IN CANCER TO STOP IT GROWING. JOIN US AND BECOME A FAT CELL WARRIOR, FIGHTING OFF THE EVIL TUMORS THAT TRY TO TAKE OVER OUR BLOCKY WORLD. WE HAVE PIGS THAT SHOOT LASERS AND COWS THAT DROP DIAMONDS. ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN THIS EPIC BATTLE OF FAT VS CANCER. COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE BLOCKS FROM DESTRUCTION!

GalaticCraft

Alien, asteroid, astronaut, black hole, comet, cosmology, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Factions, Galaxy, gravity, Interstellar, KitPvP, NASA, NEBULA, Planets, Raiding, Science, solar system, Space, Spaceship, Stars, Survival, Technology, Universe

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Villages Defended:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3150
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Server in development, need people to try it ;D – Cool staff – Modified Attack speed PVP – Spawners – Kits – Event Gladiator – Custom OP enchantments like +Mending +Multishot) – much more!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Star Shards Collected:	183	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1