| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5264 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 557 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9579 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 44 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8570 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7719 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1238 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 8289 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4745 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6372 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6241 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7800 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4787 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6064 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 9328 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 163 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 141 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 102 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4678 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 213 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 240 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5035 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 8821 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 4114 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 53 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3981 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1903 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Crops Grown: | 3475 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 7293 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2547 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 371543 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
