Are you tired of surprise parties that make you feel like you’re living in a real-life episode of Punk’d? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise parties, no go-karting adventures, and definitely no untidy rooms causing anxiety spikes.

Join us for a server filled with predictability and control. Plan out your builds weeks in advance, check the menu of our virtual restaurants, and never worry about someone jumping out and yelling “surprise!” We guarantee a stress-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any unexpected interruptions.

So say goodbye to surprise parties and hello to a Minecraft server that understands the importance of knowing what’s coming next. Join us now and experience the joy of being in control of your own virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • VacayCraft SMP

    VacayCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vacations to the beach or the mountains? Well, have we got the perfect getaway for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

    Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans around every corner. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of skeletons to a dance-off? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

    So forget about boring vacations and join our Minecraft SMP for the trip of a lifetime. Who needs sandy beaches when you can have exploding sheep and talking villagers? See you in the wacky world of our server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming life! Join us and fall in love with our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. Rumor has it that he once taught Steve how to do the Macarena.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly baked cookies made by villagers with questionable baking skills.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 2657
    Dimension Hops: 14 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd

    AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon that farts rainbows. we got so many cool mods like a talking chicken that tells jokes and a dancing creeper that drops disco balls instead of exploding.

    join us and you can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a magical unicorn as a prize. we even have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a group of ninja turtles.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

    NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition
    hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

    on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

    not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!

    The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!
    The Dominion <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/man-at-arms/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to The Dominion Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    IP play.thedominion.us
    Alternate IP thedominion.us

    🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion

    🔮DUNGEONS:

    🌍 WORLDS:

    🛠️CUSTOMIZATION:

    👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN:

    🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION:

    Are you a Dungeoneer?

    Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

    Links:

    Discord

    Map

    Rules:

    • Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
    • Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
    • Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
    • Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules. Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
    • New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
    • Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
    • Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
    • If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
    • Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Lonely at Work Minecraft Server

    Lonely at Work Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of talking to boring old AI chatbots? Do you crave some virtual companionship that will make you LOL? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI chatbots are programmed to crack jokes, tell funny stories, and even engage in epic roleplaying adventures with you. Join us and never feel lonely again – unless you count all the zombies and creepers trying to take you down in the game! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 288
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 199
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP

    Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Silent Hill 2 – never good! But don’t worry, we’ve polished that sh*t into a real gem, just like Bloober did!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of running through haunted forests, dodging creepy monsters, and solving mind-bending puzzles. Who needs Silent Hill 2 when you can have our server instead?

    But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a jump scare or two. Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • XmasGiftDramaCraft

    XmasGiftDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family vacation to Disney World.

    Imagine logging in and being greeted by a magical world where toddlers rule the land and grandparents are pulling all the strings. Will you brave the 18-hour drive with a toddler in tow, or will you take the plunge and splurge on outrageously priced airfare just to join in on the fun? The choice is yours!

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through family drama, unexpected surprises, and maybe even a few meltdowns along the way. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the chaos, or will you be left wondering why you ever logged on in the first place?

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics at play. Who needs Disneyland when you have this level of excitement waiting for you?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Void Gems Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!

    CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the aspiring young men out there!

    Join us for a chance to become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur! Build your empire from the ground up, starting with a humble dirt hut and working your way up to a diamond palace. Need career-building advice? Look no further than our resident Minecraft guru, Steve, who went from mining coal to owning his own Ender Dragon farm in just one week!

    But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive opportunities for young men to showcase their creativity and leadership skills. Want to become the mayor of a bustling village? Or maybe you’d prefer to lead a team of fearless adventurers on a quest to defeat the Wither? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky SMP!

    So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BlockyTurnOffs

    BlockyTurnOffs
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 37

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server

    GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, this high school in Russia is making grenade parts, bro! Like, imagine all the crazy explosions and chaos you can cause on this server! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

    Join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft experience ever! Who needs diamonds when you can have grenades, amirite? Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together! Join now before the authorities shut us down, lol!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Emeralds Found: 9380
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4824 Villages Defended: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MineCraftCancerRiskLOL

    MineCraftCancerRiskLOL
    join dis server if u wanna avoid cancer cuz apparently working too much gives u dat shiz. so come play minecraft all day instead and live forever. also, rumor has it dat dis server is run by a secret society of llamas who control the fate of the universe. join now to uncover da truth and maybe even become a llama yourself. just sayin’.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

    Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name play.server26.net
    Map https://map.server26.net/
    Discord https://server26.net/discord

    Server Features

    Community

    Laid back rules, a close-knit community, occasional events, and helpful staff and players make for a welcoming atmosphere on the server.

    Gameplay

    Vanilla server experience with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and player-driven economy using diamonds as currency.

    Specs & Plugins

    Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD, running on Paper with various plugins for land claiming, chest shops, night skipping, and quality of life tweaks.


    FAQ

    Q: Can I join if I’m under 18?

    A: No, the server is strictly 18+. Please be 18 or older to join.

    Q: Are there any donation perks or pay-to-win features?

    A: No, there are no donation perks or pay-to-win features on the server.

    Q: Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?

    A: No, those commands are disabled on the server to maintain a vanilla experience.

    Q: Will the world ever reset?

    A: No, the world will never reset, allowing for long-term projects and megabases.

    Q: How do I claim land on the server?

    A: You can use GriefPrevention plugin to protect areas with a golden shovel and manage permissions for other players.

    Q: What currency is used on the server?

    A: Diamonds are the default currency used by players on the server.

    Q: Are there public farms available for use?

    A: Yes, there are lots of public farms available for players to use on the server.

    Q: How can I get more claimblocks for land claiming?

    A: You will earn more claimblocks as you play on the server.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 38 Crops Grown: 9538
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BootyCraft Minecraft Server

    BootyCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

    Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 76 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

    Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?
    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

    So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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