SurgeryCraft: NoCigs4Mom | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with cigarette smoke in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the air is always fresh and clean! No secondhand smoke here, just pure pixelated fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about buying cigarettes for your mom after her surgery. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs cigarettes when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained?

Don’t be the asshole who buys cigarettes for their recovering mother, be the hero who saves the day in a virtual world where smoking is banned and adventure awaits around every corner. Join our server now and say goodbye to smoky smells and hello to a smoke-free gaming experience!

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	1879
Divine Spears Created:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Love Letters Sent:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magic Items Found:	8371
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Items Found:	5156	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	743141	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Emeralds Found:	3656
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	8542	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchantments Applied:	146	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Chimeras Created:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ores Mined:	6317
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Towns Built:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	126	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

RussianRouletteMCServer

battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Government, Injuries, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, prematurely discharged, russia, RussianRouletteMCServer, sends, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, UK intelligence, War, wounded soldiers

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2695	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!