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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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